BS Levy

THE MOST SHAMELESS BOOK SCAM IN PUBLISHING HISTORY:
be somebody! get famous!

The 5th (and possibly last?) novel in the series!

And YOU can be part of it!!!

AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE...

THE MOST SHAMELESS, PANDERING SELLOUT OF A "BS" LEVY BOOK SCAM EVER!!!!

FRIENDS, HAVE YOU ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE FAMOUS???

Sure you have. You've wondered what it must feel like to stroll down that red carpet like a movie star, rock god, sports legend or member of the glitterati, smiling and waving benignly to the crowd while paparazzi swarm, TV interviewers elbow each other out of the way to get close to you, flashbulbs pop and camera shutters click and clatter like a swarm of locusts....

Well, that's not bloody likely to happen. At least not unless you win the lottery, turn states evidence, kill someone important or get elected to public office in Illinois.

BUT WE CAN OFFER YOU SOMETHING NOT NEARLY AS GOOD!

We're going to hold an auction, see. Maybe even on e-bay (details are still being worked out, since we just dreamed this deal up last night) and the highest bidder will HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED AFTER THEM (or anybody else they'd care to choose) IN "BS" LEVY'S NEW BOOK, THE 200mph STEAMROLLER!!! And while this won't be one of the key, major-star characters in the book, he (or she) will appear several times, be featured prominently and may (on agreement with the author) have certain, non-actionable physical, psychological, background or personality traits requested by the winning bidder.

WHOA!!! IS THAT SHAMELESS OR WHAT???!!!

Oh, and thanks for reading & recommending my books, too!

Burt


First 4 Books in Series:	THE MOST SHAMELESS BOOK SCAM IN PUBLISHING HISTORY: be somebody! get famous! The 5th (and possibly last?) novel in the series! And YOU can be part of it!!! AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE... THE MOST SHAMELESS, PANDERING SELLOUT OF A "BS" LEVY BOOK SCAM EVER!!!! FRIENDS, HAVE YOU ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE FAMOUS??? Sure you have. You've wondered what it must feel like to stroll down that red carpet like a movie star, rock god, sports legend or member of the glitterati, smiling and waving benignly to the crowd while paparazzi swarm, TV interviewers elbow each other out of the way to get close to you, flashbulbs pop and camera shutters click and clatter like a swarm of locusts.... Well, that's not bloody likely to happen. At least not unless you win the lottery, turn states evidence, kill someone important or get elected to public office in Illinois. BUT WE CAN OFFER YOU SOMETHING NOT NEARLY AS GOOD! We're going to hold an auction, see. Maybe even on e-bay (details are still being worked out, since we just dreamed this deal up last night) and the highest bidder will HAVE A CHARACTER NAMED AFTER THEM (or anybody else they'd care to choose) IN "BS" LEVY'S NEW BOOK, THE 200mph STEAMROLLER!!! And while this won't be one of the key, major-star characters in the book, he (or she) will appear several times, be featured prominently and may (on agreement with the author) have certain, non-actionable physical, psychological, background or personality traits requested by the winning bidder. WHOA!!! IS THAT SHAMELESS OR WHAT???!!! Contact us for more details once we figure them out.... Oh, and thanks for reading & recommending my books, too! Burt Burt Levy thinkfast@mindspring.com